Menomena

Oh so the Boy Scouts are letting you guys in now?

Good for you.  Good for you.

Phosphorescent Releases Willie Nelson Covers Album

Covering Willie?  Oh McConaughey what won't you do when you're high?

Ting Tings

Raise your hand if you're the reason people come to see the band.

That's right milk chocolate Members Only guy.

Austin Lucas

"What it sees, Lo Pan knows!"

The Decemberists

"And after every rehearsal we have a Murder Mystery Dinner Party!  It's the best!"

Mustard Pimp

Mustard Pimp?  What, are you the coolest employees at Burger King?  

Oh, you're french DJs?  

So no, not even the coolest employees at Burger King.

Antony & the Johnsons Video Directed by the Wachowski Brothers

Guys, I thought the V was for Vendetta, not Vagina. 

Little Boots

These Boots are made for sucking, and that's just what they do.

Kings of Leon

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man.  I get older, they stay the same age."

Sebastien Tellier

Not a fan of Death's new look, but do appreciate that he's still doing good work (we wish).

Heartless Bastards

Cheri Oteri!  We've missed you!  Now what's this nonsense about you playing blues rock?

Black Kids cover Sophie B. Hawkins

Damn I Wish You Weren't a Band.

Patrick Wolf

The 80's called, and they said what the fuck?

Ryan Adams engaged to Mandy Moore

How do you land that sweet former teen pop star tang?

Transform yourself into Garth from Wayne's World apparently...

Man Man

Man Man This Sucks Sucks.

And warpaint?  Seriously, where's the small pox blanket when you need it? (pt. 3)

Matt and Kim

Apparently hipster love is not only blind, it's deaf too.  

Catfish Haven

What if the film The Commitments was directed by Harmony Korine?

The Pains of Being Pure of Heart

Very similar to the pains of being about twenty years too late.

Empire of the Sun - Double Diss Extravaganza!

1. Obviously we used the atom bomb on the wrong empire.

2. Who knew Adam Ant was going to win the cloning race?

M.I.A. Performs Very Pregnant on the Grammys

The Grammys present a special edition of the Maury Povich segment "Who's the Father of Your Baby?"

Andrew Bird

SWM seeks college educated woman who likes whistling, the fiddle and that whole "Steve Coogan" thing.  MTF ok.

Ryksopp

Norwegian electronica band, or final two contestents on Bromance?"

Can't it be both?

Ben Kweller

Remember on Star Trek when holodeck characters entered the real world?  

Apparently they used it for Partridge Family Fetish Night around the same time.

Animal Collective

Thanks for spelling it out for us guys, I couldn't agree more. 

Death Cab for Cutie covers "Love Song"

A carbon-copy cover of the Cure song. Can you imagine how boring sex is with these guys?

Crookers

Raise your hand if you sound like an annoying kid "playing" the pre-loaded samples on a Casio keyboard.  

Now slap yourself in the face repeatedly.

Franz Ferdinand

Same vocal approach to every song?  Check.  All your songs just slight variations of the same song?  Check.

Congratulations.  You're the Everclear of the aughties. 

TV on the Radio cover "Heroes"

World's most popular David Bowie tribute band finally gets around to actually covering David Bowie.