Passion Pit

The name: code for pussy.

The sound: extremely pussy.

Wavves

Itsy bitsy spider, climbed up the douche spout...

Bloody Beetroots

Dear Sam Raimi,

Do you see what happens when you put Peter Parker in eyeliner?

Eat Shit,

The Leveler

Santogold

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

Luckily you've provided targets for both.

Harlem Shakes

It starts with Bill Clinton moving in, then next thing you know you get these crackers representing Harlem.

BLK JKS

What?  They don't have vowels in Africa?

Cut Copy - Double Diss Extravaganza!

1. Cut...copy....delete...delete....delete.

2. Fuck making good music, let's dance!

Crystal Stilts

Pimps Up, Ho's Down: Misinterpreted.

SXSW

Sorry for the lack of updates.  We're in Austin punching guys wearing sunglasses at night on 6th Street in the balls.  New posts next week after we wash the douche off our knuckles.

Peter Bjorn & John

"Ok guys, since there's absolutely nothing interesting about your music, we really need to get wacky with this photo shoot."

"Ok, yeah, I quit."

La Roux

Each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal...

Sincerely yours,

the Breakfast Club

Handsome Furs

(QUEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF)  Oh...that's where I left that. 

Glasvegas

Ok mom, you can be in the picture too...

Calvin Harris

Calvin Harris.  Seen here in his natural state (balls on chin)

Sunn O)))

"Dude...LARPing is NOT getting us laid."

"How about playing guitars?"

"But we don't know how to play."

"Don't worry...don't worry..."

Say Hi

Silly rabbit, Trix is for kids!  Your music is for shit!

Metric

Making polio sexy since 1998.

Ladyhawke

Using your tits to sell records works a little better when you actually have tits.

Band of Horses

Hey, I found these letters "H" "I" and "T".  I think they fell off the back of your band name.

Grizzly Bear

Thanks for doing my job for me boys, much appreciated.

Phoenix

What if we piss on their ashes?  Will that stop them from rising?

Can we try anyway?  Please?

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Double Diss Extravagana

1) I know it's a huge pile of shit, but did you have to use the whole roll?

2) No No No

Neko Case

Very cute, but I'm afraid I still can't let you on the ride.

Regina Spektor

I know!  I can't believe you're famous either!

Jesus Lizard Releases Singles Box for Record Store Day

Awesome.  That grumbling 30/40ish, scary/hairy dude that sits at the end of your local hipster bar has a new fleeting reason to live.