MGMT

"You are soft and we are hard.  You don't desire to step to our fire."

You're about as hard as a wet fart. 

Of Montreal

On new song, sing "let's pretend we don't exist" 

Why stop with pretending?

Also, where's a small pox blanket when you need one, pt. 2.

Lykke Li

Once again, cute white girl sings like a black woman, gets famous.

But singing like Marion Ramsey? (5:24) 

(Sgt. Laverne Hooks - Police Academy)

Fucking weird.

TV on the Radio

Still fighting the stereotype that black people are cool; Urkel trades accordion for synth, gets high with his white roommate in Williamsburg, starts band.

Diplo Remixes "Hip-Hop" by Dead Prez

Nas is right.  Hip-Hop is dead, and this is the cracker who killed it.

Worse than Static-X's version? Hard to believe but true.

Lilly Allen Covers "Straight to Hell"

Lilly arrives late, but still high fives M.I.A. to form an Eiffel Tower atop the corpse of Joe Strummer as they rape your childhood.

Bon Iver On Letterman

Three drummers playing a part that the guy from Def Leppard could do if he also lost a foot?

Eat shit you pretentious twat.

Brightblack Morning Light

These assholes claim they have "indian blood in them 'somewhere'."

Where's a smallpox blanket when you need one?

Vampire Weekend

The name: code for getting "gay drunk" and sucking off a few of your friends.

The music: the soundtrack.

Girl Talk

Foreground: Girl Talk

Background: Your ears as represented by a blue green wall.  

His "music" as represented by smeared shit.

Antony & the Johnsons

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On his new single,

Severus Snape sings like Odetta

"I cry glitter..."

Of course you do.

Of course you do.